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Ciuman Khas Jawa Barat

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CILEUNGSI = CIuman LEngket UNtuk jaGa gengSI
CIAWI = CIuman manusiAWI
CIBULAN = CIumannya BUtuh LANjutan
CIPANAS = CIuman PAling gaNAS
CISADANE = CIuman SAyang DAri aNE
CITARIK = CIuman TArik menaRIK
CIAMPELAS = CIuman AMpe PErut muLAS
CIBUBUR = CIuman BUru-BURu
CISALAK = CIuman SAya gaLAK
CIAMIS = CIuman bAu aMIS
CIKINI = CIuman laKI biNI
CIBITUNG = CIuman BIkin unTUNG
CIKUPA = CIuman KUrang Pas
CICADAS = CIuman CumA Dada aTAS
CIPARAY = CIuman Pakaian teruRay
CIMAHI = CIum MAh di daHI
CIBINONG= CIuman BIbir moNyONG
CIBIRU= CIuman BIni baRU
CIPULIR= CIuman PUntir meLintIR
CIKASO= CIuman KAgak SOpan
CICENDO= CIuman CEwek iNDO
CIKIJANG= CIuman laKI-laki buJANG
CIBEUNYING= CIuman BErbUnYi nyarING
CIKONDANG= CIuman di balKON sambil berdenDANG
CIANJUR = CIUMAN PASTI MANJUR
CILACAP = MAAF, Anda sudah memasuki wilayah JAWA TENGAH …. ha ha ha..ha

13 Sign you are falling in love

13. you can’t say mad at him / her for more than one minute or two . you actually have to try hard to stay mad .

12. you’ll read his her IMS over and over again .

11. you’ll walk really really slow while you’re with him / her .

10. you’ll feel shy whenever you’re with him / her .

9. while thinking about him / her voice your heart will beat faster and faster

8. by listening to his / her voice you’llsmile for no reason .

7. while looking at him / her you can’t see the other people around

6. you’ll start listening to slow songs

5. he/she becomes all you think about

4. you’ll get high by their smile

3. you’ll realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think about them .

2. you’ll do anything for him / her .

1. while reading this, there was ONE PERSON on your MIND the whole time .

Friends VS Best Friend

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “Seven days…” !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run - beep - run!”

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “DAMN!” we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!

FRIENDS: when visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

Sahabat ??

Sahabat adalah orang yg mengerti kita,, tempat berbagi suka dan duka,, tempat kita curhat,, tempat mengeLuh,, semuanya deh pokok,, apapun definisi seorang sahabat,, tapi yang jelaz seorang sahabat tuh memiliki sifat yang baru bisa dikatakan sahabat jika..
Sifat Seorang Sahabat yaitu :

·         Jika kamu berbuat baik kepadanya, maka dia akan melindungimu.

·         Jika kamu membutuhkan pertolongan, dia akan membantumu.

·         Jika kamu merapatkan persahabatan dengannya, maka ia akan membalas baik persahabatan itu.

·         Jika kamu mengulurkan suatu kebaikan padanya, ia akan menerima dengan baik.

·         Dia akan meringankan bebanmu pada saat bencana menimpa dirimu.

·         Dia akan menghargai kebaikanmu, saat kamu membantunya.

·         Jika dia tau keburukanmu, dia akan menutupinya.

·         Jika kamu meminta bantuan padanya, ia akan mengusahakannya.

·         Jika kamu berkata kepadanya, maka ia akan membenarkannya.

·         Jika kamu merencanakan sesuatu, ia pun akan membantumu.

Indonesiaku

Hamparan alam luas

membentang di jagad khatulistiwa

Harum tanahmu hijau warnamu

takkan pernah terlupakan

Tempat dimana aku dilahirkan

Dan tempat dimana nanti

Aku kembali duduk disini

Menutup hari dan mati

Kuberjanji rasa ini

Akan selalu di hati

Sampai suatu saat nanti

Ku akan tetap disini

Kucinta hijaunya alammu

Kucinta birunya lautmu

Kucinta semua yang ada

Padamu Indonesiaku

Indonesiaku..ooo..

Indonesiaku..ooo..

Indonesiaku

Thinking of YOU

Thinking of your smile..

Thinking of your touch..

Thinking of us together, and ...

Missing you like the flower misses the sun :))

04 =]

Writing is GOOD, 

thinking is BETTER :)

Cleverness is GOOD,

Patience is better :)

03 =]

Heaven is under the feet

of mother :))

You Raise Me Up

When I am down, and oh my soul so weary

When troubles come, and my heart burdened be

Then I am still and wait here in the silence

Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up so I can stand on mountains.

You raise me up to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong when I am on your shoulders.

You raise me up to more than I can be.

You raise me up so I can stand on mountains.

You raise me up to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong when I am on your shoulders.

You raise me up to more than I can be.

You raise me up so I can stand on mountains.

You raise me up to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong when I am on your shoulders.

You raise me up to more than I can be.

You raise me up so I can stand on mountains!

You raise me up to walk on stormy seas!

I am strong when I am on your shoulders.

You raise me up to more than I can be.